Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Restaurants whose hydration policy is 'maximize patron bloat'

Seriously man, I just took two sips and already there's more chilly ice and death-to-appetite water in there. I'm going to hide my glass in a minute! Fat lot of good that'd do though, you'll just bring out another one.

I can't see the business strategy here, other than looking to score cheap customer service brownie points. If you keep the water glasses full, the patrons will keep drinking and then they won't have any room for your delicious desserts! Or maybe you want everyone to take home half their meal in a box with your establishment's name on it, you know, for free advertising. Brilliant.

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